So far..

18.10.08
Today we arrived at the airport at about, um, im stupid at the moment so yea.
In the aeroplane we had a sleep and my friend Flabby Abby fell on the floor sleeping and she couldnt fit through her belt.

19.10.08
Today we went shopping at the mall. Shilpa went all SPASTIC and RETARDED
She also took pictures of gay brands E.G Prada, but I was in her way and she was actually waiting for all of us to go away, but o well. Then we later went back home and we went for a tour of hannah's house. Hannah was turning on the water effects (by pressing a button only) for demonstration purposes and we were wasting water LOL. Today i also learned that people who live in flats hang their dirty l audrey outside their windows..How freaking wierd is that.

20.10.08
Today we went to the zoo and the elephants went all spastic because they pee when they were sleeping on thier side...I was sooo grossed out..!!! Anyways i saw teri's relative at the entrance of the zoo. I also lost my wallet hahaha i dont really care...Then the elephants had to knock over this tree and it was sooo freaking fake because they bowled over the tree and it didnt even touch the tree its ear just touch it slightly and then it fell over...what typical drama...Because they would just have to put it up again for the next show with super glue...LOL...
Then the elephant had to crack open this coconut and all it had to do is stomp it's foot down on it and then it was like going constipated and it was trying so hard to crack it open and this is what the conversation was like between the elephant language and the zoo keeper......
Zoo Keeper: " You can do it, C'mon you can do it "
Elephant: -deadpan expression-
Zoo Keeper: "C'mon <-insert weird name here-> you can do it "

And then i was like blocking my ears and i asked my friend Sarah to tell me when she had stopped saying that irritating quote this one that is shown below...

Zoo Keeper: " C'mon you can do it "

Then a couple seconds later sarah told me she had finished and then when i um-blocked my ears the zoo keeper was like.......HHHMMMM

Zoo Keeper: " C'mon you can do it"

And then the zoo keeper was like .....
Zoo Keeper: " C'mon evrybody lets support (insert witty name here again) "

Me and my friends: Woo Hoo Hardcore
(Actions) - Rock On Sign.

xxx
Dairy* The Cow and Harry De Blob


(*Name has been changed to protect the mentioned animal's identity.)